Ode to Aunt Flo

     I found this poem on a site and it made me laugh out loud. I hope you enjoy it as much as I    did ....                           

                                 Months of quests for good conception, 

Lots of sex without protection, 

Temp at six and no exceptions, 

Aunt Flo is one day late.

Dark line on my OPK, 

EWCM for days and days, 

Lord please make her stay away, 

Aunt Flo is one day late.

Fantasies in pink and blue, 

I wish and pray that they come true, 

TTC girls say they will too, 

Aunt Flo is one day late.

Boobs feel bigger and maybe sore, 

Maybe I can smell things more, 

Off we go now to the store, 

Aunt Flo is one day late.

Do we wait for FMU? 

I can't wait that long, can you? 

Just incase, we bought two, 

Aunt Flo is one day late.

Take it now, don't hesitate! 

Two lines that will decide my fate, 

Is all I want to see but wait!!!!! 

Ohhhhh NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Seeing red, I close my eyes, 

Such a horrible surprise, 

OOOh that witch I do despise!!!